May 24th, 2014

kissing savant, danny and mindy, doofus and dummy

He's Going Off-Book (Five Movie Lines Danny Botched) (Mindy Project: Mindy/Danny, R)

Hi, everybody!

Writing The Mindy Project for Remix Madness clearly unlocked something for me - here's my second TMP fic, and a third is coming soonish. Danny and Mindy are so inspirational together. Mm-hmm. This story was prompted by Danny's paraphrase in 2x22 of the "I'll have what she's having" line from When Harry Met Sally . . .: "I'll order whatever gave her an orgasm!" (Also, Danny indicating that he's an Audrey Hepburn fan.) My thanks to blithers for the fast, enthusiastic, and thoughtful beta!

All the real movie quotes are in alt-text over the ones Danny comes up with, but here they are in one chunk:
1 - WESTLEY: This is true love. You think this happens every day? [The Princess Bride]
2 - BABY: I carried a watermelon. [Dirty Dancing]
3 - KEITH: You look good, wearing my future. [Some Kind of Wonderful]
4 - HAWKEYE: I'm looking at you, miss. [Last of the Mohicans]
4.5 - JOE: Suits you. You should always wear my clothes. / ANN: It seems I do. [Roman Holiday]
5 - RICK: Here's looking at you, kid. [Casablanca]

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As always, I'd love to hear what you think.

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