February 11th, 2012

lost in your eyes, so many different directions, i believe in love, bellissimo mon amour

Clotted Cream (What's Your Number, R, Ally Darling/Simon Forrester)

Hi, everybody!

Here's the first of my entries for Porn Battle XIII, run, as always, by the lovely oxoniensis. My goal this time around is to write in fandoms I've never tried before. The only excuse I can make for writing fic for What's Your Number is that the film has five minutes of Martin Freeman (also, to be fair, it was cuter than it should have been, given its godawful premise). [musesfool, stop laughing at me] So, enjoy nearly a thousand words of Ally Darling (Anna Faris) seducing Simon Forrester (Martin Freeman) by, among other things, pretending to be English and wearing a whipped-cream bikini.

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As always, I'd love to hear what you think.