Fellow Americans, it was NATIONAL MUSTARD DAY yesterday and I didn't see a single celebration of that on my flist! Did you know Shakespeare mentions mustard in four of his plays? Did you know . . . actually, that's the only mustard fact I remember from yesterday's baseball game.
Flisters of all nationalities, did you know that today is the last day of the Dirty Dozen, the latest incarnation of the lovely oxoniensis's biannual Porn Battle?
I've written one short fill so far, and want to try to get at least one more done before she closes up shop in a few hours.